A polish guy decides that he'll go skydiving. He gets an instructor to teach him... and they go up in the plane. The instructor tells the polish guy that when the polish guy jumps out, the instructor will follow in about 5 seconds to make sure everything is alright. The polish guy jumps out and pulls his chord. The parachute deploys. the instructor jumps out 5 seconds later... he pulls his chord... nothing happens. He keeps his cool and pulls his emergency chord... nothing happens. He starts to freak out now... he zooms past the polish guy. The polish guy looks up at the plane........ then looks down at the falling instructor... he says "So you want to race then?" while pulling off his parachute.
its funnier when i tell it in person.
Does anybody want to hear a Polish joke? I don't try to be offensive (no question mark)?
im polish and i find it amusing and the person who complained about you giving nationality who cares these liberals dont they know racist jokes are always the funniest?
Reply:its a keeper it was one of the best ive heard in a long time offensive or not
Reply:Tee Hee Hee! The landing will hurt a lot...
Reply:Why do you have to mention that the guy is Polish? You have less risk of being offensive by not giving a nationality.
Reply:its funny now too
Reply:haha :)
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