Polish joke?

not mine but heard it


%26gt;%26gt;A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.


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%26gt;%26gt;Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well


%26gt;%26gt;until


%26gt;%26gt;one day he


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%26gt;%26gt;rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a


%26gt;%26gt;divorce


%26gt;%26gt;for him.


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%26gt;%26gt;The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the


%26gt;%26gt;circumstances,


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%26gt;%26gt;and asked him the following questions:


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%26gt;%26gt;Have you any grounds?


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%26gt;%26gt;Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.


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%26gt;%26gt;No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? - It made of


%26gt;%26gt;concrete.


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%26gt;%26gt;I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real


%26gt;%26gt;grudge? -


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%26gt;%26gt;No, we have street parking, and not need one.


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%26gt;%26gt;I mean. What are your relations like? - All my relations still in


%26gt;%26gt;Poland.


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%26gt;%26gt;Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity


%26gt;%26gt;stereo


%26gt;%26gt;Hi-fi


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%26gt;%26gt;Does your wife beat you? - yes, she always beat me to the shower


%26gt;%26gt;evry


%26gt;%26gt;morning.


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%26gt;%26gt;Is your wife a ******? - No, she white.


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%26gt;%26gt;Why do you want this divorce? - She going to kill me.


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%26gt;%26gt;What makes you think that? - I got proof.


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%26gt;%26gt;What kind of proof?


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%26gt;%26gt;'She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at


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%26gt;%26gt;drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says:


%26gt;%26gt;"Polish


%26gt;%26gt;Remover"

Polish joke?
say what....
Reply:Heard it before but still funny!!
Reply:Ha, Ha, Ha ! ! ! Good one. Thanks for the points!
Reply:Reminds me of another joke when a French guy visited the US and went to a farm. In the first day they offered him fried lamb, a dish they called "Lamb Fries". On the second day they gave him fried pork, a dish they called "Pork Fries". On the third day they served french fries and the French man ran off.
Reply:hahahaha
Reply:That was funny
Reply:that is a good one I like it Im going to try and remember it and tell my husband
Reply:10/10
Reply:OK made me laugh, and for once i hadn't heard that one before. 7 out of 10.
Reply:*giggles* kinda funny!
Reply:Made me chuckle!7/10
Reply:What does this have to do with marriage %26amp; divorce ?
Reply:Very cute
Reply:That's as funny as, "Why did the farmer bury the chicken in the golden box?"
Reply:Thats so funny thanx for cheerin me up!
Reply:funny joke but i think it was a waste of your points. thanks for giving me points though
Reply:oh dear definitely made me chuckle.
Reply:that's good
Reply:lol lol lol lol that is a good one i haven't heard a good joke in a while
Reply:Lmao bless him =)
Reply:I think I heard that one before, but is still a good one!!! LOL
Reply:Thats a good one! Thanks for the humor!
Reply:lol, nice one,
Reply:that was stupid and that ****** part definitely wasn't funny
Reply:hahahaha!! thats cute and fuuny lol =)
Reply:Very good that made me smile have a star..



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