Polish divorce?

A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well until, one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him-"very quick".





The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:





LAWYER: Have you any grounds ?


POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms.





LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"


Pole: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.





LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"


POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."





LAWYER "I mean, What are your relations like?"


POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."





LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"


POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set %26amp; DVD player with 6.1 sound.We don't necessarily like the music but the answer to your questions is yes."





LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?


POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.





LAWYER: Is your wife a ******?


POLE: NO, she white.





LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?


POLE: SHE going to kill me.





LAWYER: What makes you think that?


POLE: I got proof.





LAWYER: What kind of proof?


POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, "Polish Remover".

Polish divorce?
I've heard this joke, but it wasn't nearly as good as the way you just said it! Good Job. Way better punchline! lol.


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Reply:A good joke.......that too by a sister............hahahahahaha
Reply:As a Polock myself, I find most Polish jokes amusing, including this one.





Does it make me more of a Polock to be very Polish and not be able to Polka?
Reply:Ja Ja is German... Tac is polish for yes i think (used to knob a polish girl)
Reply:great one ! thanks for the laugh !
Reply:hahah i give it a 10
Reply:He he LOL
Reply:Ya cute a new take on a old one



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