Polish Divorce?

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him--"very quick."





The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:





LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"


POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."


LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"


POLE: "It made of concrete."


LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"


POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."


LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"


POLE:%26amp;nb sp; "All my relations still in Poland ."


LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"


POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."


LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"


POLE: "No, I always up before her."


LAWYER: "Is your wife a ******?"


POLE: "No, she white."


LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"


POLE: "She going to kill me."


LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"


POLE: "I got proof.


LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"


POLE: "She going to poiso n me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'."

Polish Divorce?
lol really nice keep them coming
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Reply:Oh good lord!...LOL
Reply:i have same problem with my wife but no get divorce yet they say polish remover not dangerous i not believe.
Reply:lol...thats a great one...loved it
Reply:sad very sad
Reply:LOL. Yep. LOL.





Good one.
Reply:Good one.





The Poles are being replace by blondes, for stupidity!
Reply:Oh wow I totally saw a different ending! Good one! hahaha



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