Polish divorce no offense intended?

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.


Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.





The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:





L: Have you any grounds?





P: Yes, an acre and half an nice home.











L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?





P: It made of concrete.











L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?





P: No, we have carport, we no need one.











L: I mean. What are your relations like?





P: They all still in Poland .











L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?





P: We have hi-fidelity stereo an good DVD player.











L: Does your wife beat you up?





P: No, I always up before her.











L: Is your wife a ******?





P: No, she white.











L: Why do you want this divorce?





P: She going to kill me.











L: What makes you think that?





P: I got proof.











L: What kind of proof?





P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I read, an it say





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Polish divorce no offense intended?
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