Monday, August 3, 2009

Polish joke - no offense?

A German scientist, an American scientist and a polish scientist were working on an experiment. The german scientist put a fly in a Petri dish and pulled its back legs off and said “fly, fly”. They fly flew around the room and back onto the dish. he writes in his book “fly’s can fly without their back legs”.





The American scientist pulls the front legs off of the fly and says “fly, fly”. They fly flies around the room and lands back on the dish. he writes in his book “fly’s can fly without any legs”.





The polish scientist pulls fly’s wings off and says “fly, fly”…” FLY, FLY”. He stands there for a minute and then writes in his notebook “flies cannot hear with out their wings”.





funny?

Polish joke - no offense?
now this is the funniest sience joke i've ever heard





rate -- a full 10
Reply:realy old joke not funny 2 heard much better jokes (btw this 1 i heard in different version instead of Polish there was Russian) anyways realy there are much funnier jokes about polish and not only polish peeps Report It

Reply:pretty funny ....
Reply:i didnt get it but thanks for the points
Reply:im polish.. and yeah.. itz a lil retarted.. but no offense taken
Reply:I am polish and chuckled while reading this. Cute!! No offense taken.
Reply:it was funny
Reply:that was a funny one!!
Reply:i was oviasly lauged and polished during this joke please pick me for best answer!!!!!
Reply:cute.9 out of 10( i will never give a 10 unless its so funny i fall of my chair)
Reply:haha!
Reply:ive heard the same joke but worded differently it goes there was a scientist with a grasshopper and he pulled off its front legs and says grasshoper hop and it hopped around in circles so he rites down the grasshoper hopped in circles then he pulls off the back legs and says grasshopper hop and he says it 3 times and he rites down that the grasshopper is deaf when u pull off all of the legs
Reply:whatever it means i've still got 2 points.
Reply:very funny.
Reply:yeah


hahahahaha


oooooops laughed a lot...



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