Polish Divorce?

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.


Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until


one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.





The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances,


and asked him the following questions:





"Have you any grounds"?


"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home".





"No, I meant what is the foundation of this case"?


It's made of concrete "I don't think you understand. Does either of you


have a real grudge"?


"No, we have carport, and not need one".





I mean, what are your relations like?


"All my relations still in Poland".





"Is there any infidelity in your marriage"?


"We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player".





"Does your wife beat you up"?


"No, I always up before her".





"Is your wife a ******"?


"No, she white".





"Why do you want this divorce"?


"She going to kill me".





"What makes you think that"?


"I got proof".





"What kind of proof"?


"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in


bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"

Polish Divorce?
This is really funny. Best joke I've read today.
Reply:Very funny
Reply:Very funny. LOL
Reply:wait till he finds the shoe Polish
Reply:Read it before, but it's very good.
Reply:even though ive heard this one before it still makes me smile.have a star
Reply:AT LAST !!


A new joke on here.


Very funny.


Have a star.
Reply:lol
Reply:That is SO funny! I'm going to share that with my boss...who is a lawyer!!
Reply:Man that's is the best one i've read so far!!!
Reply:Thats funny, I've never heard it before.



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