Telling Polish Jokes in a Bar?

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day,





To any of you out there who%26#039;ve yet to have kids; If you%26#039;re still deciding whether or not to bring some into this poor farting world, I highly recommend you go to lunch at some freaking fast food place and sit next to a bunch of them!





A few nights ago a few friends and I were in a bar, telling all the polish jokes we knew; boy what a feast! Anyway, I ducked into the restroom to sprinkle the old porcelain. While I was in there, this big guy came in and said to me, %26quot;Hey pal, I%26#039;m Polish and I don%26#039;t like you telling all those Polish jokes!%26quot;  





So I said, %26quot;Well, they%26#039;re not against you, buddy, just against anyone in Poland.%26quot;  





%26quot;My mother is in Poland!%26quot; He screams, and pulls out a razor.  





Boy was I scared! I was sure he would have killed me, but luckily he couldn%26#039;t find a place to plug it in. BWAAAHAHAHAHA





My parents came over, after WW2, from Poland! Thie %26#039;Polish%26#039; is the way I heard this joke but it works as a Blonde, Black, Irish, Italian and any other joke!





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Telling Polish Jokes in a Bar?
Good one! Here%26#039;s mine:-





A Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at next table. %26quot;Want to hear the world%26#039;s worst Polish Joke?%26quot;





The other guy says %26quot;Sure, but before you tell it, let me tell you something. See those two bikers over there by the door, those tow real mean-looking dudes? They%26#039;re Polish. And those two bouncers by the bar? They%26#039;re Polish too! The Bartender is also Polish! And one more thing pal, I%26#039;m Polish too... Now, do you still want to tell that joke of yours?%26quot;





%26quot;Hell no!%26quot;, replies the first guy, %26quot;I don%26#039;t want to have to explain it six times!%26quot;
Reply:I am Polish and I don%26#039;t mind





-knock, knock...


-come in Report It

Reply:thing number one i%26#039;de just like to let u know i have polish blood in me and DUUDE THAT WAZ PETHLETIC
Reply:LOL. Yep. LOL.
Reply:good.


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Reply:SO,SO,SO,SO NOT FUNNY!!!
Reply:Good but not as good as most of your other jokes.



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