Polish divorce?

Polish divorce





A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer%26#039;s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.





The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:





L: Have you any grounds?





P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.





L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?





P: It made of concrete.





L: I don%26#039;t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?





P: No, we have carport, and not need one.





L: I mean. What are your relations like?





P: All my relations still in Poland





L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?





P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.





L: Does your wife beat you up?





P: No, I always up before her.





L: Is your wife a ******?





P: No, she white.





L: Why do you want this divorce?





P: She going to kill me.





L: What makes you think that?





P: I got proof.





L: What kind of proof?





P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: %26#039;Polish Remover%26#039;

Polish divorce?
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Reply:great joke ty 4 sharing
Reply:its been so long since i heard that!!! still as good as the first time around...
Reply:Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
Reply:Good one. Thanks for the laugh!
Reply:that was hilarious. plz put some more and here%26#039;s a star. LOL thanks for the laugh!
Reply:Just permeating an old stereotype, huh?
Reply:omg thats funny thanx i needed the laugh


ill give u a star
Reply:heard it before but still funny
Reply:haha :-)



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