POLISH DIVORCE lmao?

Polish divorce





A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer%26#039;s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.





The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:





L: Have you any grounds?





P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.





L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?





P: It made of concrete.





L: I don%26#039;t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?





P: No, we have carport, and not need one.





L: I mean. What are your relations like?





P: All my relations still in Poland





L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?





P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.





L: Does your wife beat you up?





P: No, I always up before her.





L: Is your wife a ******?





P: No, she white.





L: Why do you want this divorce?





P: She going to kill me.





L: What makes you think that?





P: I got proof.





L: What kind of proof?





P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: %26#039;Polish Remover%26#039;

POLISH DIVORCE lmao?
I shouldn%26#039;t laugh, but I am!
Reply:Very funny
Reply:ahahahahaha ! did NOT expect that , ahahahha
Reply:It is funny! However, I already heard that before!
Reply:omg.....very funny


excellent...awesome....made my day...made me lol...good job...keep up the good jokes!...funny...still wiping my tears from laughing so hard
Reply:I really like this one!! It%26#039;s hilarious, thanks for the laugh!!
Reply:I mean this in the kindest possible way: Did you take your meds this morning?
Reply:LOL that%26#039;s soo funny!!
Reply:cute! thanks for the laugh.
Reply:PMSL!





Very Funny!





have a star
Reply:lol, have a star!
Reply:ROFL~! Omg that%26#039;s hilarious xD uggh. if i could remember this i%26#039;d soooo tell all my friends.
Reply:poor polish man...
Reply:OMG...my polish friend is going to kill me when I tell him this...but it is sooooo FUNNY!!!



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