Are You Polish?

A man goes into a store and tells the clerk, %26quot;I%26#039;d like some Polish Sausage.%26quot;





The clerk looks at him and says, %26quot;Are you Polish?%26quot;





The guy, clearly offended, says, %26quot;Well, yes I am.%26quot;





He continues, %26quot;But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?..... Would ya, huh? Would ya?%26quot;





The clerk says, %26quot;Well, no.%26quot;





%26quot;And if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?%26quot;





%26quot;Well, I probably wouldn%26#039;t,%26quot; says the clerk.





With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, %26quot;Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I%26#039;m Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?%26quot;





The Clerk replies, %26quot;Because this is Home Depot.%26quot;

Are You Polish?
Aaww!! Laud!! LOL. LOL. 10.
Reply:not polish but have a polish girlfriend
Reply:lol, Im Polish and liked that one. *thumbs up*
Reply:ha ha tht%26#039;s funny.
Reply:nice.
Reply:haha that was good ♥
Reply:See, now this is a funny joke. Your other story was odd.
Reply:haha
Reply:That%26#039;s funny! What do you think of this? I think you will like it.





SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!


What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?


Juan on Juan





What is a Yankee?


The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.





What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?


The position of the dirt bag





Why is divorce so expensive?


Because it%26#039;s worth it.





What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?


Doughnuts





Why is air a lot like sex?


Because it%26#039;s no big deal unless you%26#039;re not getting any.





What do you call a smart blonde?


A golden retriever.





What do attorneys use for birth control?


Their personalities.





What%26#039;s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?


45 lbs





What%26#039;s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?


45 minutes





Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?


Because those men already have boyfriends.








Why don%26#039;t bunnies make noise when they have sex?


Because they have cotton balls.





What%26#039;s the difference between a porcupine and BMW?


A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.





What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?


%26quot;Are you sure it%26#039;s mine?%26quot;





Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?


Mace will do that to you.





Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?


Everyone has the same DNA.





Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?


Breasts don%26#039;t have eyes.





Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?


He walks around saying %26quot;Yo.%26quot;





Why do drivers%26#039; education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?


Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.





Where does an Irish family go on vacation?


A different bar.





Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?


They named him %26quot;Sum Ting Wong%26quot;.





What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?


A speech impediment.





What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?


They%26#039;re hiring.





What%26#039;s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?


A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... %26quot;a recipe%26quot;.





How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?


Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!





What%26#039;s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?


A northern fairytale begins %26quot;Once upon a time...%26quot; -A southern fairytale begins %26quot;Y%26#039;all ain%26#039;tgonnabelievethisshit....








Why is there no Disneyland in China?


No one%26#039;s tall enough to go on the good rides











HAVE A GREAT DAY
Reply:lol...i dont get it.
Reply:so, what%26#039;s the question?
Reply:lmoa rotf over and over!!!! what a dumb ***!!





to funny! kep em coming
Reply:LOL.
Reply:Funny, as I am all Polish. My mom likes to tell me that I have an IQ of 138(true) but use my a+s+s to think.
Reply:hahaha! i like the punch line :)
Reply:hahaha this is so funny!!!!



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